BFF biatches

SATURDAY MORNING

i woke up with my room reeking of yesterday's smoke and alcohol....... and on the wrong side of the side (literally)............ i am always sleeping on the left side of my bed.... this morning i woke up on the right.... still cant figure what happened.... ???? hmmm ....hmm...

smelly rooms are a NO-NO.......

i still remember when i first learned to club at 16,.... i went home reeking of ciggie shit.......
Next morning my dad came in and yelled, "DID U SMOKE!?"............

i was half-asleep, i yelled back, "NO LAH!" (i hate smoke!! i hate ciggies!)

dad: "U BETTER NOT! WHAT KINDA FRIENDS ARE U HANGING WITH ANYWAY!?"

im being serious but when he said that, i thought he was mad.... i went back to bed.....
my mind was "U SMOKE POTS TOO....... SO HOW COME I CANT AND WHAT KINDA FRIENDS DO U HANG OUT WITH ANYWAY??"

anyway my family's really neat; not dysfunctional or anything................. we dont use the F word Haha.......... my dad worked very hard to support the family........ we love each other very much and respect one another........ we're like, really cute if u ask me. my dad has passed on nearly 4 years now......... truthfully (without emo or anything)..... if there are families in heaven, i want him as my dad again.......... (-:


okay so ......... saturday was BFF Biatch day;...... wonderful saturday...........
lunch again; shop again; biatch again............. i love watching the salesgirls go berserk; stupid airheads......... if u make Pea angry, she'll get u to put on the shoes for her........ to try.....
Chilli padi No.1.............. im No.2 and fania's No.3........ hey! we kinda balance one another........... complement one another..... there'll be fireballs and snowballs at the same time ..... we can get super annoyed and fuming! angry; angst!! ......... or nice like, a dove...................... it depends... what kinda service u give .......

guess what?

Hanburger ( i reckon he had too much beef in his head) called..... and started to preach.... about my life........ and whatnot.......... (He hasnt change... really.........its high time he did).........
Talking (thinking he's talking) like God must be his full-time hobby because he does it all the time............ perhaps im the only one receiving such "treatment"........ gawd fuck he must think i reallly need help..... do i look like i do???

Somehow i think he needs help too..... HELP!! i think he needs help to stop "helping"......

for your infor if u try to get funny with me, or "help" me (when i dont need any), very soon i will make u so Fucking Pissed..... u wont remember your name......... HEHE ........ for hanburger; if he starts trying to own my life again, i'll do what shawnie said i should................ report....... errr.......

Note: im not acting stuckup or "howlian" ................ but if u start cocky business with me / pour scorn on me FIRST,............. i make sure i cock u back............ pls pls pls dont talk cock with me..........


my monthly P. finally arrived....... what a bitch........ i waited so long................ &*%%$!!(*................ anyway im really happy i got it..... if u think im weird..... well too bad,.... this is my blog.... i can blog P all i want!!
i want it to come!! so i can fry beach again........... right shassy....

anyway i cant brazilian now.............. the waxer might faint at the sight of Heavy P..... blood... ummmm..... sorry.... OH shas, i dont really have $$$ now too lah... hehehehe

i hate the cramps part of P................ pea introduced me Heating Pads!! its awesome..... but not enough for me................ i was dizzy and grouchy the whole evening with Bape............

tank cute Bape................. i dont know if its sposed to be funny....
he said the difference between a terrorist and a PMS ..............................

is
with a terrorist, u can still negotiate..................
with PMS, u cant.
HAHAHAAAHA OH....... thats cute; .... rather comforting because that means i get to be queen today....

i was grumpy but i wanted to go ikea.................... we wanted meatballs (mean meatballs!! Steady! on!!).......... but the queue was too long........................ + we didnt have much appetite............
i love ikea....................

Bape wanted to do something "different"............... he picked "bay beats! at esplanade"........... "alright!!"..... sounds cool..................... its pretty amazing..... and so many malays............ hehe.... tanks BAPE.................. BABY MILO..............

photos? what photos?? ................ be pretty in this; laugh with me...
haahaaaha