Repeat my "STORY"

i hate to repeat why i failed the 2nd exam!! but i have calls pouring in like every half hour........ and burning my cellphone.............. poor battery..............

AND THE STORY:

i had planned to reach just in time for the exam today................ alright so i was late for 15 mins.. big deal. the exam's sposed to be 9am to 1130am...... something like that; or more.... like 1140am...

anyway,...... i forgot my IC (dammit!!)..... i had put it in my mini red bag for zouk last friday..... ahhhhhhhh lame shit i know......... all this because of par-tying..... nvm!.............

so anyhow, the examiner refused to let me take the exam......... without any forms of identification............... (fock him!!)....... i dont have a driver's license.... so all i could do......... show him my doctor's appointment card.......... with name and IC no. only........

examiner: "no!...... rules and regualtions apply. u cant sit for the exam." (time check: 9.30am)

geez, i didnt know what to do........... to go home or...... beg him....... (yuck i hate the thought of begging him....... i have Grace ok!)............ so ok, i called my "boss"............... and he decided he'll fax him(that dickhead examiner)............. a photocopy of my ic............. i realised how impt my ic is..... now really...

Fock face examiner refused to accept that i'll want to resort faxing my ic over; he just wants to me to focking go home LAH, that fock man........
my boss wanted to speak to him and he's like, "im not going to speak to anyone."

dickhead. pray his penis shrinks

so i went kindly to him again,......... to get him to please speak to my boss............. hallelujah, he did........ i think he could see i was flustered and a "kan-cheong" spider.......... so ok,.... fax over.
time check: 9:45am,,,,,,,,,,............. i was in the OMG phase

well time check again 10am........ dickhead decided i could go ahead with the paper; with no spare/ extra / grace period/time ................ and that i wouldnt be able to know my results until i came back with my ic again........... Gawd fock he IS A DICKHEAD

so i did............ left like 9 questions i did "ti-kam".......... no time to finish........................

and the FAIL...

Note:
- i dont give excuses, to myself or anyone else.... even though my mark range fell between 81-87 and all i needed was an 88 to pass............... like, OMG!! hehe
but ah well for me, i'll admit i havent completely finish studying................. and JESUS!! i know u're for me!!


the rest of my evening........ so dandy

tanks Lbape....... for accompanying me
even though i fell asleep very unappropriately............... OH i still dont believe myself...... i mean u guys wont believe how much i love johnny depp and how much i'd wanted to catch pirates this week.............. sigh* i fell asleep abit........... knocked-out.........
"everyone's so stupid....." -- paris hilton

bape said STOP USING FUCK because.... next time! like, a few years down the road when we all have kids, i'll be catching my kiddo using the F word.....

and i'll be like, "hey you! dont ever use the fucking Fuck word, do u fucking understand!?"

and kiddo'll be like, "but mum u just fucking used it."

oops..

please please please, my son will be like the smartest fockingass he'll be like, EM1 or gifted......... he'll wear baby bape..... yah, all white ( or burberry white shirt and yadda.......) the girls will have super long straight black hair and be wearing mini black leggings..... baby milo tote bag to school........... and they will all have cell phones... hehehehe