"KAN CHEONG" MANAGER

i woke up this morning logically trying to convince myself i'll get this fighting urge started today..... to be "enthusiastic mel going to work"...
For the record,.... Not so easy........ im still coughing and sicka.... so i gave myself some more time to feel "ON" for work hehehhe...

i wore my "lucky" beads today to perk me up alil.......... it did! (:
i was all beams............ i dont want to lose this beadie..... i've lost my Bvlgari ring... i cannot lose this.......


Oh ya.. heya,... i have 2 cellphones if u notice over the background............ one is my office cell..... one is my normal cute baby banana cell....... Yepz.... all Padi's.......... call me or text me everytime u miss me think of me ok,... i'd like to receive Love~~~~~~~ all the time.... Hehehe

i had to draw some dough over at the atm today........ Guess what... the mini mart near the atm (across the park near my house) is selling Happy Three Friends' Tissue pack!! I was a cloud of Happiness............

my desk..... *prisonbreak home* i call it..... i havent got around decorating it yet.... maybe cos it still feels like prison here.... opss.. U see M & M's? hehe..... they're one of the Clients i service.... winks

i wore my shoes from bangkok for the first time........ totally hate it.... Not comfortable at all!!

working hard? i wish..........

My "Kan Cheong" Manager

Have u worked with a "Spider" before? me neither.. First time... Haha!

i got really Pissed with a Caps "P" ...... its been awhile..... but i kinda figured her "pattern"... and it is Assing Pissing....... she talks like a machine gun .... always super fast, the words whiz pass me like 15 words per sec.... i can hardly breathe.......... i dont get her most of the time, infact i feel fucked because she thinks i should.......... she clicks this certain system like "click click click click click".... doing her own solo shit..... she should be teaching HELLO!!

then she goes, "ok mel, so u print this one ah, just click Print."

im like............... but how the fuck did u get there? -_-"

................... the "click click click"..... too fast for me eyes... Trust me... i feel dumb down here.....

to make matters Worse, she speaks weirdo english.....

"quote customer the price" becomes "cock customer the price"..........

"there are a chain of outlets" = "there are a change of outlets"......... u get the drift.... now tell me i'll not get fucking confused... I'm way Confused = Way Pissed.......

OH why the thing is.. ive always been kinda"kan cheong"......... i know i am.....its kinda my "forte"............................. but having met my match..... err... its..... kinda.. Lets just say im not super upbeat about it....

i've finalised my theory altogether today: Female bosses are the hardest to work for/with.

Hehe....... im sorry for being so whiny & complainy .......... if u feel like Dissing me please do.............. i complain so much sometimes i scare myself......... Honest............ :X .. i whine and baby so much i figured Blogs were prolly meant for people like me..... imagine having no blogs....... i might burst your ear being my friend... YAH .. thats why u see my dedicationerio to my blog now..... its kinda my Punching bag after work... Poor lil'bloggie.................

and over for dinnerios

when my mum told me she'll buy "Beijing Duck" tonight, i was elated......... Dammsadamm.. yes, ive never eaten a Beijing duck before.... Gawd, i havent even seen one! ..... Anyway i got home to find out there isnt any Beijing duck... not a hint of it..... ok.. but least it's still a "duck"......... my mum said the uncle who sold it "faked it"......... he called it Beijing............. hehehe....... i wonder what that meant.... whatever,........ it tasted good in my stummy..... thats all that matters.......... i love my family*

Note:

- am i difficult to understand? mun said sometimes he thinks im from outer space.... cos i talk/ write weird/ different............ like eg, when i say I'm officially Bleed-free...... Do u get it?..... well, it means my P of the month has ended.... the bitch has left and wont be in til the following month.... Easy peasy right...?........... i'm Not from out space! Ha!! i refuse to accept it!

- i am trusting God to like "prisonbreak home" ........ i relish in tough times sometimes..... because when i get Good news! im doubly Happified!! i'm easily pleased.... i am His beloved and His desire is towards me......... towards Mel

- i want to be on cloud9........... buy me candy!!

- i want to stop coughing..... my ribs hurt ....urgh ... im cross cross cross....

- steve Bud reads my blog...... im "stoked"..... ahh... he asked, "how can a man suck his own balls?"............. thats... cute... he's asking me something i dont have an answer for........... Precisely..... thats why i love Dissing the Second sod! he's a sod! he cant do fuck!!

anyway.............. i feel really "stoked/ pleased/ loved" to have u BUD read my blog.... even though u call me PADS........... haha!

so here is what "sod" is....... (for those who're as lazy as Bud to check the dictionario/ who have no clue what it means) It is "used to refer to a person, especially a man, that u're annoyed with or think is unpleasant."

- hehe, i used to really like Blink 182... especially trevis barker.... so do fan... to date she Still loves trevis...

well so i was at work, running late to home............ i texted fan "Late night, come home,... work sucks, i know...... i have no roses by the stairs, no someone who show he cares...".............. its my Fave song ,.... except i changed the lyrics........... so who else better than fan....... to understand my intended text.. she sent me something back......"Then again, you have your friends, give a ring, i will carry u home.".................. awwow...... i love fan alot.....

- "late night, come home.......... work sucks, i know.... she left me roses by the stairs... surprises let me know she cares...."

- Colourful* ....... Buy totoro? YES! YAY!